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Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Rain, Cannes you please go away?!

As a little stop on the way back west, Annie and I stopped at Cannes, which is only 30 minutes away from Nice. You may know Cannes because of the annual Cannes Film Festival, which occurs in May. It's right on the coast and supposed to be nice, so we figured, pourquoi pas?

Also, before we start the pictures, let me just give you this little excerpt of our conversation the previous day (the first day we met) in Nice:

"Ugh, the weather is so bad. I wish southern France would hurry up and decide it's Spring. When will the sun come out?!" -moi
"Yeah, I don't know. Maybe tomorrow." -Annie
"Uhhhhhhhh seriously? Are you going to start singing? Do you want me to start singing?" -moi

Anyway, no such luck with the sun, as you can see below.

mini Hollywood Boulevard?

When I was 18, I discovered (at Grauman's Chinese Theater in Los Angeles) that my hands are the same size as Julie Andrews' hands in a picture almost just like this. Here I am 8 years later (?!) replicating it in France.

Catherine Deneuve

Here you can see the famous steps that the stars walk up to attend the film festival (thanks to avignon-et-provence.com for the photo).

Here's what the stairs looked like when we showed up. Yeah, that's right. DISAPPOINTING.


You can see how it might be charming... without all the gloom.



We were all "Oh let's take a cute picture with that giant French flag bon-bon," and then were like "This rain is dis-gusting. Let's get to a café."


The winding, uphill streets left me with the desire to wander around... some other time.



La Favela: Restaurant Tex-Mex... Somehow I doubt it.

Finally we found ourselves a café, where they were actually done preparing food but they made us some anyway. And the waiter was speaking some English for us, even though we were speaking in French. And also, there was this cat. Just chillin' in the café. They even fed him in the café. "You know you're in France when..."

Also, when the weather is horrible, you may or may not end up comforting yourself in this way.


Trompe-l'œil at the bus station, featuring great characters and actors from throughout cinema's history (Charlie Chaplin, Mickey & Minnie Mouse, Jack & Rose from Titanic, Charlie Chaplin, Batman & the Joker, Roger & Jessica Rabbit, Fred Astaire, C-3PO & R2-D2, a drawing from Le Voyage dans la Lune by Georges Méliès (which I never would have recognized had I not watched the film Hugo), among others)

Even in the rain, there are always beautifully-displayed macarons. After all miss, this is France!**

Basically, Cannes kind of blew. I mean, it was just the weather. And the fact that we couldn't go on the stairs. I really wanted to explore more of the city; it looks like it must be really nice in better weather, and there are movie tributes throughout the city (like murals, for example) and cute little winding streets. Maybe another time, Cannes. We'll try again someday.

*I mean seriously. Can I get a witness? That was about to be a musical moment up in here!

**Please get this.

Monday, April 15, 2013

Monaco: It's a tiny country.

On Wednesday, March 27th, Annie and I decided to take a 1 bus trip (1, seriously) over to Monaco. Just in case you don't know, Monaco is a principality and independent city-state confined within France. It's the second smallest city-state in the world (next to the Vatican City) at 2 square kilometers. It's an extremely wealthy country (largest number of millionaires and billionaires per capita of any country in the world). You probably know Monaco because Grace Kelly became its princess in 1956 (and the current Prince of Monaco is her son). 

Oh, and by the way? Our bus ride looked like this. I woulda paid a euro just for the views, for the love.

more bus ride

encore plus

When we got there, we got out in the Monte Carlo area. It didn't take long to realize that Monaco basically looks like some kind of little toyland. Everything is so perfect and well-kept, it's like a cartoon or a fairy tale or like DisneyLand or Duloc from Shrek. I mean seriously, look at the adorable little train.

the Monte Carlo casino

Porsche (Here's a little car stalking.)

We went in... to the lobby. That's it. Fan-cy.

I really love the terrain along the eastern side of France's Mediterranean coast - hills and cliffs all along the coast! It's beautiful.

with Annie!*



Théâtre Princesse Grace - apparently Grace Kelly did a lot for the arts in Monaco.


Port Hercule




waterslide in the port... pourquoi pas?

From here you can see the older part (above), Monaco Ville, or just le Rocher (the rock).

rue Princesse Caroline

backside of the palace up on le Rocher

So strict. Jeez.

along the ramp up to le Rocher

Prince's Palace

le Rocher wanderings



April 19, 1956: Grace Kelly's marriage to Prince Rainier III

St. Nicholas Cathedral (the Cathedral of Monaco), where the marriage took place


You can't really see, but through that door, you can see straight out to the Mediterranean. It's BEAUTIFUL.

Princess Grace's tomb inside the cathedral

some beautiful park that winds along the coast around le Rocher... If you look, you can see that it's right by the water.


As in, "We all live in a..."





And thus concludes our Monégasque** adventure! I had a great day playing tourist in the DisneyLand of the millionaires with my new friend Annie.*

*pictures stolen from Annie.... merci!

**That's the French demonym Monaco... did you know!? Yeah me neither.