FAQ, enfin!

A long, long time ago, I started getting questions about living in France and about the TAPIF program and decided to answer them all in one place. Then I traveled for 4 weeks, flew to Texas, and got super busy living my very American life. I finally stopped working everyday just this week, and so here you go. Ta-da! The answers to the excellent questions I received from lots of future TAPIFers. Thank you SO much for posting questions, it feels good to know someone's actually reading this thing! ;) I hope that these help some of you as you prepare for your year in France. (Also, just FYI: I also did a pre-France FAQ back in September, which included questions I was frequently asked before I left for France.)

When it came to choosing your top regions, what pushed you away from Paris?

Personally, I had already spent time (4-5 weeks) in Paris, but really nowhere else in France, and wanted to expand my knowledge of the country. I knew it’d be better for my French to live somewhere else besides Paris (I never heard anyone outside of my students, teachers, or four English-speaking assistant friends speaking English in Narbonne, while you’ll hear English all.the.time in Paris). Also, I’m from Texas. I hate cold weather.

Rationally, BUDGET. You take home around €790/month, regardless of whether you live in Paris or in a small town on the Mediterranean. I recommend choosing Paris if you are independently wealthy OR don’t mind eating lentils for 8 months and/or not traveling at all.

Typically, how much money should a prospective “TAPIFer” save before heading to France? I know that a lot of variables are at play here, but assuming one wanted to travel as frequently as you did, what would you recommend?

Well, you're right that there are a lot of variables at play. I left with about $2,000 to travel and get myself set up. (It was supposed to be more, but then it turns out that my 12-year-old car decided to be THE WORST and suck out a RIDICULOUS amount of my money (way more than $2,000) from me before I left. Poor thing.) How did I travel, then? 

Well, I had a kind of exceptional case in that I was given a free very basic room on my high school campus. There was a list of pros and cons (No kitchen AT ALL? Constantly being surrounded by high school students? No cute little French chez moi?), but in the end I decided I had the rest of my life to have a cute cozy place to live, and eight months to live in Europe. So I took my paychecks and I traveled with them. Well, obviously I lived on them. But I spent a lot of that on traveling.

Even if you don't have a ton of cash or a free place to live, there are still a ton of way to travel cheaply. Think low-cost airlines, hostels or even Couchsurfing, less popular (meaning less crowded but not necessarily less beautiful!) destinations. Even eating grocery store food while you travel rather than eating out. Traveling cheaply can be done!

Did you need your birth certificate translated? / How did you succeed in not getting your birth certificate translated? / Can you tell your sneaky secret of getting your birth certificate approved without the official translation?

Yes, you do need your translated birth certificate (with an apostille on the birth certificate but not on the translation) in order to process your Sécu (social security) paperwork, which gets you your social security number and insurance. 

Okay. So I can't really tell you how I got around the translation thing. I can tell you it involved my own ability to translate (as well as maneuver myself around Microsoft Word in ways most people can't), and a friend with access to some official letterhead to approve it. Basically, if you can do it yourself and make it look REALLY good, you may be able to pull it off.

What about needing your shot record? Translated?

The only time you'd need your shot record is your immigration medical appointment. I had my dad scan/email mine to me the week before my appointment because I freaked out and thought you needed it (because my friend had used hers). So I had mine. However, the doctor just kind of asks you about your shots and looks over it quickly and it's not a big deal. You don't need it translated because it's just dates and all the shots have these medical abbreviations. I know a lot of people who didn't have theirs, no problem.

Did you have to get an international driver’s license to drive the car?

I didn’t actually drive in Europe (I wasn't sure about the validity of my license and I don't know how to drive a stick, lazy American, whoops!), but I’ve heard the following things: 1) You can drive for a certain number of months on your foreign (i.e., not French/EU) license. 2) You can go online and pay a small fee to have your American license made international. I don't have personal experience with either, so if this is serious consideration you have, do a little research and I'm sure you'll find a solution!

Did you bring a cell phone? Laptop? iPad?

I did bring my cell phone (not a smart phone, and locked... I unlocked it later using www.cellunlocker.net but it is a good idea to unlock your phone before you leave the States if you can). I was very glad I had it because I used it with my FreeMobile plan (you'll learn about that later). I also brought my laptop (well, netbook really), which I used while I was home. I also used it to store/backup my photos and to blog. I also brought my Kindle for reading (I LOVE to read but didn't want to waste luggage space (or weight) hauling books over there or back) and for taking on trips when I didn't need my laptop. I am glad I brought all three things and wouldn't change that.


What did you do about your American cell phone number/service plan while you were in France?

Okay, I cheated. No one actually asked me this question, but I'm answering it quand-même. So, if you don't care about keeping your number, obviously you can just cancel your phone line. Or, if you're fine with paying for it for a year, you can just keep paying for it.

If you're like me, who wanted to keep my number (that I'd had for ten years) and not pay for two phone plans for eight months, you can do something called "park" your phone number. You can do this with your cell phone provider (AT&T wanted to charge me something like $10/month for six months, and after six months, they would have kicked the phone line back into active mode, meaning that my regular phone bills would have restarted). Or, you could use an external service, like www.parkmyphone.com, which is what I used. I used the cheapest "deep freeze" plan, which basically just saved my phone number for me while I was gone. It was $3/month and a one-time $15 porting fee. The downside is that it takes about 3 business days to fully get your number up-and-running when you return back to the States, but hey, it was worth it to me. Just make sure you keep up with your email correspondence with your parking service so that you can bring it to your cell service provider upon arrival in the States.

What did you take with you? Clothes of course, but… Sheets? Towels?

I didn’t take sheets or towels with me; that takes up very valuable luggage space each way. A teacher loaned me sheets once I was there, and I bought towels. I did take a travel towel, which is a thin, fast-drying towel. I used it for backup until I bought a real towel, and I also used it on all of my trips. That was a pre-France purchase I was very happy with and know that I'll continue to use in the future. 

By the way, I took one 69.5 lb. luggage each way. (Yes, that costs $60 (with American Airlines) because it weighs over 50 lbs. But it was worth it.) I also brought a backpack as my carry-on and a bigger kind of weekend bag flattened in my suitcase. I used the backpack for weekend or Ryanair trips and the bigger weekend bag for two-week long vacations during which I wasn't flying Ryanair or easyJet. If I did it again, I think I'd bring the following: one giant checked luggage, one hard-case Ryanair-approved sized carry-on, and either a soft backpack or the bigger weekend bag flattened in my large suitcase. My small backpack was quite difficult on the Ryanair trips.

As I’m thinking about what to pack, I’m wondering what I should plan to wear for work at the schools? Not sure if it matters, but I will be in a primary school.

I (and all of my friends) wore regular, comfortable clothing (jeans, casual skirts/dresses) to work. The dress code is much more casual than it is for teachers in a normal American school. As long as you’re decent (don’t wear holes in your clothes, don’t dress provocatively, don’t be sloppy), you’re fine.

Were there any items you felt were absolutely essential to have taken from the US or items you wished you’d thought to take?

See above. I took a few adapters so I could have a few things plugged in at a time, as well as a universal adapter/converter that I could take anywhere. Things I wished I'd taken that I didn't... I can't think of anything right now, but I'll add it later if I do.

Thought of something! I brought extra deodorant, toothpaste, and chap stick (Burt's Bee's, holler!), because these were all things I had heard Americans miss in Europe because they're very different. I found that to be true with deodorant, but not the other things. European chap stick's fine (I like Labello, which is actually German I think, but I find it a bit shinier than normal chap stick, which I like but a guy might not). European toothpaste isn't as minty strong as American toothpaste, but it's fine. You know what is super weird? European deodorant. They mainly sell spray on or a liquid-y roll on, so if you like the regular American stick kind, bring some extra. Also American gum. French gum is not as good.

One more thing! I didn't bring my student ID, which was dumb. Granted, I've not been in school since I finished grad school in 2010, but my grad school student ID picture still looks like me (from 2008, awesome), and it doesn't have a date on it. I didn't think to bring it, but it would have gotten me discounts on some museum things while I was traveling. I asked my parents to find it and mail it to me, but they never could find it. I swear I saw it sometime last summer. Someday I'll find it... and try to see if I can still pass it off. :)

When did you first arrive in France? How long before October 1st?


I arrived in France September 18th, originally intending to hang out and just get to know Narbonne for a week before school started. Then I decided to take a train to Munich to go to Oktoberfest and visit my friend Irene, which meant I didn't get back to France until September 25th. Luckily, I had housing already arranged so I didn't have that to worry about, so it wasn't a big deal. Plus, Oktoberfest? Worth it. 

What would you say was the most difficult/frustrating thing you had to do when you first arrived?

For me, the most difficult thing was getting a bank account, but that's because I went round and round with who knows how many banks because they wanted a water bill with my name on it, which I didn't have nor would ever have because the high school was housing me for free. Eventually I figured out that la Banque Postale was way more lenient with that (they accepted the official signed notice on Académie de Montpellier letterhead that my school have given me noting that I was housed there), so I signed up with them and everything was good. For many other people, however, housing was the most difficult/frustrating thing that they dealt with on arrival.

Do you have any tips on finding an apartment?

Well, I had housing at the school, so I didn't really have to deal with it. However, a few websites to look at are www.leboncoin.fr and www.appartager.com.

Any tips on dealing with slow-moving French bureaucracy?

Take care of everything on your end as soon as you can. Make copies to keep for yourself and note when you send things in. Also, not really. Just deal with it. Sorry.

What did you do about cell phone & Internet?

Cell phone: I went over and immediately (this really needs to be the first thing you do) went to an SFR store to get a cheap phone (€20) and a pay-as-you-go phone number. (The whole system's called carte prépayée and it's kind of confusing.) That way, I could immediately have a contact number to put down for banks, teachers, etc. You can recharge your phone in any Tabac, stores like Carrefour (like a less fun Target), or with your bank card over the phone. However, within a month I realized that this system was super expensive and I went online and got ANOTHER phone number with a company called FreeMobile.

Let me tell you about FreeMobile: FreeMobile is what you want. Now, the kicker is that you can't get it until you have a French bank account, so you generally can't do it right off. (You have to have a phone number to open a bank account, but you have to have a French bank account to get a FreeMobile phone plan. It's a whole chicken-and-egg situation.) Anyway, so once you're set up with your bank account, you can sign up on the website for the FreeMobile (no contract) plan.

For €20/month, it includes:
-unlimited calls to any French phone (cell or landline)
-unlimited texts to any French cell phone
-unlimited calls to landlines in most European countries
and, drum roll please...
-unlimited calls to any American or Canadian phone (cell or landline)

YUP. For €20/month, you can call your family and friends anytime! It's AWESOME! Best thing ever. You just need to put the SIM card into any unlocked phone (I was stupid and didn't unlock my phone before I cancelled my service in the States, but I used this website to unblock it once I was in France with no problem.) You could also buy FreeMobile's cell phone (not sure how much it is) if you don't have an unlocked cell phone.

Note of caution: Do pay attention to your calls/texts outside of France while you're traveling. The unlimited calls/texts included in your €20 only apply while in France. (You can look up the rates for different services from different countries on their website before you leave the country to travel.)

You heard it here: FreeMobile. You're welcome.

Internet: Well, after two months of begging them to get WiFi in our rooms in the school (and traipsing ourselves, laptops in hand, to McDo,  friends' houses, and SPAR), they finally got us WiFi... with Facebook and YouTube and everything useful blocked. But it was SOMETHING! (We used a program called UltraSurf to access those pages, but fyi, it messed up my computer. Nothing nightmarish, just annoying. Had to restore my PC to factory settings afterward. Worth six months of Facebook.)

Other people in normal situations (e.g., apartments, host homes) went through companies like SFR, Bouygues Telecom (yes that's the weirdest French word ever. Bouygues, not Télécom), Orange, or even FreeWifi (as in FreeMobile) to get a boîte (wireless router) for their living space. I think Free even does a deal if you get their box and their cell phone service.

What did your 12-hour schedule look like?

Well, this will theoretically be quite different depending on if you’re primary or secondary, and if you’re at one school or multiples. I was at one lycée (high school). A lot of high schools are separated into semaines paires and impaires (even and odd weeks). My schedule was as follows:

first semester, even weeks

first semester, odd weeks

second semester, even weeks

second semester, odd weeks

As you can see, my schedule was pretty sweet. I lucked out and had really considerate teachers. Notice I had Friday off both semesters. :) (You can ask for a Monday or a Friday off, but sometimes for one reason or another it's just not possible.) My second semester I had Wednesdays off, too, which was pretty great (I used them for private lessons).

If you're curious about more related to the school aspect of my year in France, and you didn't catch this post I wrote in February comparing French and American schools, check it out!

Generally, one should never inquire about the financial aspect of someone else’s life, so forgive me, but what did you charge for private English lessons? Did you come up with the fee yourself or base it off what others suggested? Were these lessons done under the table or did you have to register them in some way?

Don’t worry, I’m very open (you have to be if you’re willing to put your experience on the Internet), so I’m not offended. I charged €20/hour, which was basically what they told us to charge when we asked them at the meeting for the Académie in October.

Also, I didn't register the lessons in any way. I mean, as long as you're not giving so many lessons that it's interfering with your classes/preparation (doubtful), no one cares. My teacher colleagues are the ones who passed my name along to people in need of lessons, and no one else (administration) at the school ever knew or cared about it or probably even remembered my name, frankly.

I know that not all schools in the program have rooms available for teaching assistants, but since yours did I was wondering a couple things… Did you have to pay rent for your room or was it free? Were they comfortable with you staying there or did you get the vibe that you were expected to find an apartment? If you were to have friends visiting, like you did with your German friend, were they allowed to stay in your room on campus with you?

You’re right that not all schools have rooms available; in fact, very few do. I’ll answer your questions regardless…

I didn’t have to pay any rent. I had a friend who got a room on her campus in Montpellier and she had to pay €60/month. However, she had access to a shared kitchen and I didn’t, and it would have been totally worth the money to have a kitchen!

The school was totally comfortable with me staying in the room. The room wasn’t needed by any teachers and it wasn’t a student room, so there’s no way they could have been making money off it anyway. No one wants to live in a high school unless they have to, basically. They actually even let me leave my stuff in my room between end of April and end of May while I was traveling.

I never asked anyone if I could have my friends stay over, but I bought an air mattress and did it anyway. No one really knew, but I did mention it to my teachers conversationally when I had friends over. 

I was especially excited to hear about those cheap flights to Morocco and other places and was wondering which airline you used?

There are several low-cost airlines in Europe (for a full list, you can see this one from the ever-reliable (?) Wikipedia), but the most well-known (and the only ones I’ve used) are easyJet and Ryanair. Ryanair is the ABSOLUTE cheapest, and they’ll try to nickel and dime you every step of the way (I should write a separate post just about my Ryanair shenanigans this year), but you can get cheap flights! They usually fly out of smaller airports rather than bigger ones, so you have to figure in transportation costs to the smaller airports (usually a train or a bus).

Eight months abroad seems like an incredibly long period of time, especially for someone like me who has never really been away from family for that long. How did you cope with being away from family/friends?

Well, luckily, 2013 permits us several technological opportunities to get time with our family and friends! Regular-ish Skype dates help. Pay attention to the time difference, and try to set up a regular time with your family. (Sundays afternoons in Texas/evenings in France worked for my family.) I also talked a lot to my friends, much more randomly. I learned that Skype doesn't always have to be active, you can also keep it on the background while you're sorting through pictures or something. It's more like you're really hanging out that way. I've watched my friends cook and listened to my brother play piano via Skype while I blog. I've talked to my dog via Skype (yup). I took a tour of my best friend's new home via Skype. I've even had "show each other new music" singalongs with a friend via Skype. Yeah I'm weird. But you know that sounds fun. And if you don't, you're probably lame.

FreeMobile! Check out the phone question if you haven't already. Being able to call my friends just because on my walks home from downtown was really great. Just... FreeMobile. I can't stress it enough!

I loved getting and receiving snail mail this year. I tried to send out regular postcards. Just because or for any events at home. Getting and sending cards with an ocean in between is even more fun than it is normally! I used them to decorate my room.

Last but not least, attitude. I had the attitude that "This is only eight months. I have eight months of my life to life in Europe (work 12 hours/week, eat croissants, dance with my international friends in the living room, take weekend trips to Spain, etc.). Yes, I'm missing one Christmas with my family. One birthday with my friends. (And the list goes on...) But this is the only year I get to do it. I have to enjoy it now because I won't get this back, and I will enjoy and appreciate my (Christmas/birthday/everyday life) next year even more. And I WILL miss this in the future, so I need to make the most of it right now." It's true. I was honestly never homesick. I missed people and things, yes, but I was never sad and homesick. You HAVE to profite from France while you're there. You'll miss it later!

Could you maybe compare your experience to the experiences of other assistant friends of yours? Were they jealous of your placement because the rent was high, were you wishing to be somewhere with better public transportation, etc.?

Well, in some ways, the grass is always greener... I mean, of course, some people were jealous of my free housing, but I was jealous of their cozy French homes (and abilities to cook things in their kitchens or watch French TV on their TVs.) I was sometimes jealous of those living in bigger cities with more to do and more conveniences, while some of my friends in bigger cities were jealous of my more personal experience with the people of Narbonne and my close-knit group of assistants. In the end, everyone had their own TAPIF year. No one's was perfect, but perfection isn't the point. I am very happy with my year, despite its imperfections. (It was perfect for me!) I think (hope?) most people would feel the same.

Any ideas of activities beyond the day-to-day of this program to pick up and further improve language skills?

-Do NOT just make friends with English-speaking assistants. Make friends with the Spanish, or German, or Italian assistants in your city/area. Communicate with them through French, not English.

-Make friends with French people! Seriously. That is the best way to improve you French. You'll learn idiomatic expressions you wouldn't otherwise, and they'll help you by correcting you (which you may or may not like, but I like it).

-Make sure you get to speak in French at least half of the time when you speak to your teacher colleagues. Many of them will want to practice their English with you, and that's great, but work out a system that works so that you each get to practice!

-Spend time with your teacher colleagues' families if they offer the opportunity. Their family members will probably not speak fluent English and so you'll have plenty of opportunity to speak French!

-Take a French conversational class through the city! Some of my friends did this and not only did their French improve, but they met some Spanish physical therapists who introduced us to a ton of other Spanish physical therapists and ta-da! our friend group grew exponentially.

-Take exercise classes through the city as well. I didn't do it (should have, as I gained 14 pounds!), but some of my friends did, and they met a lot of French people that way (and had to do the actual classes in French, of course!)

-Give private lessons in English. When you have to explain some things in French, it helps you! 

-Get involved in babysitting or au pairing for a French family. Speaking with French children is simple and really helps out!

-I'm sure there are tons more ways to get involved and improve your French. These are just a few!

Did you generally speak English with the other assistants?

Well, this has a little something to do with the above question. In my city, there were nine total assistants. Three English girls, a Canadian guy, three Spanish girls, a German girl, and me. Our common language was French, and so we spoke in French when we were all in a group. That said, of course I spoke English with my fellow Anglophone assistants when it was just us. Also, sometimes I’d try to speak Spanish with my Spanish friends or we’d all speak some English. But mainly we spoke in French, which was FANTASTIC. I know many assistants in larger cities, and they reported that a lot of times, English speakers hung out with English speakers, Spanish with Spanish speakers, so on and so forth. Not so good for your French.

How much would you say your French has improved since you moved to France? That’s one of the main reasons I’m doing this!

Well, honestly, I was actually pretty fluent before I left. (That sounds really cocky or braggy but I promise it's not, I'm just trying to give you an understanding.) Now, that said, I have a Bachelor's and Master's in French, had taught French for three years before leaving, and had spent time studying in Quebec all before I arrived, so it's not like I just picked up fluent French on the side like some people do because they're just awesome. However, my French definitely improved! My accent got better and my knowledge of current/conversational French vocabulary is way better now. I have a few friends whose French was at a more intermediate level at the beginning of the year (to the point where I sometimes struggled to understand them) and they all VASTLY improved. All of my Narbonne friends' French is now on point, and there are a lot of factors that went into that (see above question). I think if you start out with a low or intermediate level of French, it's a little harder at the beginning, but your overall improvement is more vast than if you start out at a high level.

How do you think your teaching style has changed over the past 8 months?

Well, it's interesting, because in the States I've always been a "real" teacher - that is, a teacher with a full classroom of students belonging solely to me. I've been responsible for curriculum, assessment, and all four language skills (reading/writing/listening/speaking), and I've also been dealing with students in their first through fourth years of language learning. In France, I was responsible for smaller groups of students for shorter amounts of times and was really only responsible for speaking/listening with students who have been learning English for quite a while and are therefore more advanced. It's really very difficult to compare the two. I suppose the most practical things I'll take from my work experience in France and bring to my classroom in Texas are the role of realia (real-life materials) in the classroom as well as the importance of speaking as language learning motivation. I also have taken home several activities and ideas from my fantastic French teaching colleagues that I will love using in my classroom!

How have you changed as a person from this experience? Positives and negatives!

Ohhhh my gosh. What a question! I won't go into too much detail, because I still have some posts to write that kind of cover this. But I'll say that I have a better understanding of both French and American culture, what I think is a more healthy attitude about work-life balance, more of a desire to be happy and maintain my current happiness, and more of an appreciation of what I have. These things are all obviously positive. Negative? My work ethic is now a little... lacking. Ha. I guess that's not really accurate. It's just that I'm going to take a bit to get back into the fast-paced get-everything-done-right-now American way. Well, actually, I've worked or gone on interviews pretty much everyday since I've been back to the States, and I've gotten a lot done outside of work too. So I guess I'm back into it. It just makes me way more tired than it would have pre-France. Also, I gained 14 pounds and spent all my money. (Whoops! Worth it.) However, notice all of these negatives (including the work ethic/fatigue) are temporary and the positives are permanent!

Are you hoping to stay in France permanently? I am hoping to do the TAPIF program two years from now and am curious as to what steps people tend to take afterwards!

Nope! Not for now, at least. I've been back from France for a month, and have been happy to refind my life here in Texas. I'm also excited for the fresh start this fall. I was very happy during my time in France, and am very happy now that I'm back. Which I think proves that I live a blessed life! 

However, some of my friends are still over in France, traveling or trying to find permanent positions. I just saw on Facebook that one friend got accepted to do her Master's. I think some have reapplied for TAPIF, but generally repeat applicants don't find out one way or the other until August/September, from what I've heard.

What job did you find after returning home? I read that you were already a HS French teacher, but do you feel like the TAPIF program made you more competitive in the hiring process?

Yes, I was already a HS French teacher for two years before I left for France. After returning, I was extremely fortunate to very quickly secure a position teaching HS French again in a very good school in the DFW metroplex. I do feel like TAPIF made me more competitive; my new principal (who hired me) was fascinated by my experience in France and is excited about what it will bring to my students. And I'm also very excited to get back into my own classroom full-time again! Although after working 12-hour weeks, it may be difficult working 40-hour weeks (not counting prep & grading) once more... Oh well. The real world awaits! I'm pumped to get back to it, renewed and refreshed from my year en France. :)

Things I just can't stand about France

Alright. For the past 7 months, you've witnessed my picturesque adventures through France & several other places in Europe. Maybe you've been jealous. But I'm here to tell you that it's not all fun & games.* Here's the list of things I dislike most about France, in no particular order. Sorry, France.

1) Relative inconvenience: Okay, you have to remember that this is all coming from the perspective of an American. I live in the fourth-largest metropolitan area in the States, and my life in general is really easy. So keep that in mind. Also, some of the inconveniences in France were due to my personal living situation, and not France, so I won't put them here.

1a. Separate stores: French people really like to specialize for higher quality, so they have separate stores for things. (Butcher, wine store, bakery, regular grocery, pharmacy, etc.) They do, of course, have Carrefour and a couple other stores that are similar to Walmart or Target. But even in Carrefour, you can't get things like throat lozenges or painkillers, because they're in the pharmacy. So that means two trips, and when you don't have a car or live really near city center, it's just even more annoying.

1b. Store hours: French stores, restaurants, banks, etc. all have interesting hours. First of all, with very few exceptions, EVERYTHING is closed on Sunday. This is because in French culture, Sunday is a day for rest and family. People stay home, or take the car to go drive around or go on a walk somewhere nice. This is all well and good if a) you have family to spend it with b) you have a cozy, inviting home and/or c) you have a car to enable you to take a drive. Unfortunately, I don't have any of those things. Mind you, I've had some good Sundays with my friends, playing board games in Narbonne, watching a movie (not at my place, of course, as I don't have a TV), or on excursions with friends with cars. But there's always the panic when you realize on Saturday night at 8:30 that you somehow don't have any groceries and your life is basically over.

Here's a particularly horrible Sunday in France story:
1) No groceries (was busy Saturday and got distracted)
2) Plan B: Hot panini machine 10 minutes away. Out of order.
3) Plan C: Kebab shop 15 minutes away from the panini machine. Sign says open on Sundays non stop. Store not open.
4) Plan D: McDo 45 minutes away. I asked for a burger. They gave me a chicken wrap. I was too tired to stand up for my burger. Walk back home.

This whole ordeal took more than 2 hours and it was cold and really windy outside. And there aren't buses on Sundays, so I was on foot. Unfortunately, similar stories have happened on a few occasions. Moral of the story: Do NOT forget to make sure you have food on Saturday in small town France.

In addition, things close for lunch, so often things are just closed for 2 hours in the middle of the day. Which is annoying. Also restaurants often close at 2 pm to reopen again at 6 pm. Which is also annoying if you decide you want to eat after 2 pm.

Another example: A couple weeks ago, I needed to grab some aloe vera and some food before running to my friend's barbecue. It was about 12:20 on a Saturday afternoon. I didn't have any money. I stood on the corner where my ATM is, and I looked down one street and saw the pharmacy sign lit up. I looked down the other street and saw the grocery sign lit up. I quickly withdrew my €20, no receipt, a process that takes approximately 60 seconds. I look up, pharmacy light's off, it's closed. I look the other way, grocery light's off, it's closed. ARE YOU FOR REAL, France?!

To sum it up, I cannot even tell you how many times I've wanted/needed something only for my plans to be thwarted by French hours.

2) The pace: Holy cow. Take anything you would ever want/need to get done in the States, multiply it by at least three times, and that's how long it will take you to do anything in France. ESPECIALLY if it involves paperwork.

Would you like to get your insurance card to use during your 7-month contract? You can count on getting it 5-8 months in. That's right. Most assistants haven't even gotten theirs yet, and it's over.

Would you like to start working when your contract begins? Well, too bad. It's gonna take 3 weeks to get your schedule to you. That's right, my contract began October 1st, and I received my handwritten schedule on October 17th.

Would you like to do something like cancel a phone line or a bank account? You're gonna need to write a super fancy letter making sure to get all of the wording exactly correct, sign it in blood, send it with delivery confirmation via pigeon gram, and allow approximately 2 weeks to 2 months for anything to get done. Okay, that may be an exaggeration, but only the blood and pigeon part. Everything else is accurate.

Wanna get something done at the post office or the bank? Take the time you'd spend getting something done in the same facility in the States, and multiply it by three. At least.

I generally feel like I'm wasting half my time doing tasks that take much longer than they should. Luckily, I only worked 12 hours/week this year, so I had the time to burn. If I worked the same hours I do in the States, but lived in France, I'd have to give up sleep to get anything done.

3) General unpredictability: Wanna go somewhere? Maybe there's a transportation strike. Need to go to the store? Maybe it's closed even though it says it's going to be open. (We joke that our local grocer, called "8 to 8" because it's open from 8 am to 8 pm, should actually be called 8:15 to to 7:40, because it's never actually open at 8 am or to 8 pm. Seriously. Even the name is a lie.)

4) Customer service: In general, customer service is subpar at best. I will admit it's hard to compare customer service anywhere to American customer service. But seriously. One time, a server made a mistake about coffee (charging us for one extra coffee), and they (the waiter and the owner) proceeded to yell at us. In general, you can expect a "Bonjour" and then an "Au revoir" from a cashier, but sometimes you don't even get that. The customer is DEFINITELY not always right in France, and God help you if you have a complaint or if something about your transaction isn't EXACTLY as it should be. That said, I have met several really nice cashiers/servers/etc. It's just much more rare here than at home.

5) The general confusion about the fact that Americans SPEAK ENGLISH: Here are some real-life quotes from this year:

"How are you an English assistant if you speak American?" -people to me
"Wow, that's so cool that you can understand Katy, that you can understand American!" -one of our Spanish friends to my English friend
"Do you speak American or English, or both?" -people to me
"How do your students understand you when you speak to them?" -people to me

Honestly people. Americans speak English. This should not be news. It's always people who don't speak English who ask these questions... never a student or one of my teachers, but just general people in the community. For the love of Pete, this is ignorance.

6) Dog poo: People don't have yards. They walk their dogs. Dogs take care of their business partout partout. No one picks it up. It's everywhere. It's gross. That's it.

....................................

Okay, so there aren't THAT many things. But here are the things that drive me just nuts here. I may have forgotten something(s), but these are the main ones. Coming up next: Things I love about France!

*It's mostly fun & games.

Frustration, Anticipation, & (finally) Immigration!

What seems like a billion years ago, I started the process of French immigration. Let's take a walk down the paperwork-paved memory lane that led me from the beginning to where I am today.

1) January 15, 2012: Online application to TAPIF due online (actually submitted three weeks earlier, because I'm me)

2) April 4, 2012: TAPIF Acceptance email received

... and there was much rejoicing!

3) May 1, 2012: Demande d'autorisation de travail (request for work authorization) submitted by mail to CERFA (Centre d'enregistrement et de révision de formulaires administratifs (Center for Registration and Revision of Administrative Forms))

4) June 16, 2012: Approved Demande d'autorisation de travail received in the mail, along with the arreté de nomination (work placement) - This is when I found out I'd be teaching high school in Narbonne!

First thing to receive in the mail from France, the BEST day!

5) July 5, 2012: Visa appointment at the French Consulate in Houston, Texas

             Form to turn in: Demande de visa pour un long séjour (request for long-stay visa).
             Form to have stamped: Demande d'attestation OFII (long-stay visa - request for OFII certification) - first OFFICIAL immigration form. OFII: Office français de l'immigration et de l'intégration
             Treasured item to be left: Passport (gulp!)

Leaving your passport is terrifying. The fact that the guy told me they'd lost four passports the previous week wasn't comforting. Also, driving 9 hours in one day is not the most fun ever.

6) July 11, 2012: Received passport with brand-new long-stay visa inside. This is where it gets real!

Remember this? Ta-da! Visa-ed.

You'd think that'd be it, right? Check out my visa, I'm legit?

You'd think so.

But you would be very wrong.

7) September 18, 2012: Passport stamped in Charles de Gaulle airport proving entrance to France

Yes, later I will have to prove I am indeed in France with this stamp.

8) October 8, 2012: Application for Sécu (social security) completed and mailed in to the MGEN (Mutuelle Générale de l'Éducation Nationale (general healthcare for employees of the National Education)), along with proof of residence and a copy of my birth certificate, translation, and apostille

BTDubbs, I so did not pay to have my birth certificate translated by an official translator like they tell you you have to, and everything was fine. Because I'm sneaky. And smart.

9) October 11, 2012: Demande d'attestation OFII (request for OFII confirmation) completed (including French address and phone number) and mailed to the regional OFII office (with trace and delivery confirmation), along with copy of passport and visa showing entry stamp

Yes. This is where I prove I'm in France. From France.

10) October 23, 2012: Attestation de droits (confirmation of rights) and temporary numéro INSEE (social security number) received from the MGEN

Why is there a temporary social security number? Why not just skip ahead to the real one? This just seems like an extra step to be ridiculous on purpose.

11) October 24, 2012: Convocation à la visite medicale received from the OFII

Get excited. This is indeed a formal invitation letting you know you're cordially invited to wait in line with all the other immigrants to take your shirt off and get your lungs photographed. ALSO! This is where I found out I needed my shot records, which NO ONE had told me before this point (and I read everything possible this summer). Dad to the rescue with the scanner and email.

12) October 25, 2012: Demande d'autorisation d'absence (request for absence authorization) submitted to school office

They didn't really have a choice.

13) November 13, 2012: Visite medicale in Montpellier, France

             Examen radiologique at 10:30

This is pretty quick and efficient. It's also pretty weird because you're all "Oh hey, Bonjour!" and they're all "Take your shirt off, s'il vous plaît." and then you're definitely 100% topless, and then three minutes later it's all over and you've got an hour and fifty-seven minutes until your next appointment. Hmphf.

However, this is all okay because at the end they hand you a picture of your own lungs. 

Hello, free souvenir!

And the best news is that now all the French people can rest safely knowing that I don't have tuberculosis. A good two months after I arrived in their country. (?!?!)

             Examen clinique général at 1:30

Height, weight, eye exam, investigation of shot records, general health questions. I'm thankful I don't understand kilos because that way I didn't have to pay attention to how much weight I'd gained due to pain au chocolat.

14) November 13, 2012: Titre de séjour vignette (basically a green card in sticker form that goes in your passport) received at OFII

This was a bit tricky. At the end, the lady was all "Okay great, here's a piece of paper, you have to take it to the préfecture to get your carte de séjour," but I KNEW that I was supposed to receive the vignette (passport sticker) right then and there, because I'd talked to Kimberly (remember her?) who already had hers. And so I brought this up to the lady, who insisted on the form and the mailing. And then I did some more insisting, actually describing the vignette because I'd already seen it. Luckily, this other lady showed up and was all "Oh yes, of course, you can't leave without your vignette," and so we (me and the other 6 or 7 assistants with appointments at the same time) were rescued from not having our vignettes.

It should be mentioned that without this vignette, we'd all be illegally living in France and could get kicked out while traveling.

Yeah, OFII lady #1. 'Cause THAT'S what I need.

Look Mom, I'm legal!

15) January 9, 2013: Correction de numéro INSEE (correction of social security number) received from the MGEN

Here's your permanent number! See #10. This is a ridiculous step.

16) January 11, 2013: Request for documents (signature, serial killer photo, copy of passport/visa/vignette) for the Carte Vitale received from the MGEN

The Carte Vitale is a fabled card which is said to be your key to the socialized medicine system. Basically, it's the national insurance card. Up to this point, I'd thought it was kind of just a joke to mess with us assistants or an urban legend, as I'd been here for four months and had yet to see any sign of my card (or any other assistant's for that matter). But alas, here is at least something with the words Carte Vitale on it, so I must be headed in the right direction. 

Also, I say "serial killer photo" because they don't let you smile at all. Seriously, France. Come on. You can still identify people if they smile.

17) January 30, 2013: Documents necessary to receive the Carte Vitale sent to the MGEN

... it took me a while to find time to go get that serial killer photo taken.

18) February 20, 2013: Carte Vitale received from the MGEN

Achievement unlocked: 

CARTE VITALE. 

(Just in time to have medical insurance for the last quarter of my contract time. Oh, la douce France. Typical.)

And now, after a paper trail seemingly wide enough to flatten the Amazon, I now declare myself fully française!

.... kind of. ;)

My life in pictures

Not a lot new going on, so for today, I'll just share a few pictures and observations about ma vie narbonnaise... Amusez-vous bien!

au centre-ville

my goûter à l'américaine... for shame

(This was my first soda since I've been to Europe,

and I can't help it if I was a little tired of pain au chocolat! Which, by the way, is something I never thought would happen.)

Violeta and me before going out with some new French friends this weekend

... but before you can leave campus (during the weekends), you must face a

series of challenges, one of which being the door with the lock at the bottom. SERIOUSLY. Every. Single. Time.

Les Halles de Narbonne, the marché

(Some days, there's a big market outside and it's really cool.

But I forgot my camera the day we went to the big market.)

the old bathroom entrances right outside les Halles

(which may or may not still be in commission)

for equality's sake

a close-up of the clock of les Halles

the delicious meal I had inside les Halles... 

quiche au jambon and pommes de terre paysannes

Violeta, Conchi (a Spanish teacher at my school), and I found some

neighborhood Vide-Greniers (empty-attics), basically yard (street) sales!

You can't really tell how it stretches down the street...

Oh, and I ended up buying a few cloth place mats to 

bring a little couleur to my chambre!

This sign is at a bakery where we've eaten several times.

It's actually open on Sundays, the staff is nice, and it's in

the Place de l'Hôtel de Ville. I adore the English exclamation

of "Home Bread!" at the bottom, which is a direct translation

of pain maison (which more naturally translates to "homemade bread.")

a millefeuilles (thousand leaves/sheets/layers, so named for its,

well, layers) that we shared at the aforementioned bakery

de beaux appartements

Yup, this is my life. Nbd.

I was in the middle of taking a picture of this cute little

store when Violeta happily emerged bearing her purchase

of powdered soup, bread, and sardines. This purchase later

saved us (stay tuned). I love this spontaneous picture!

un vieux bâtiment

crazy sky

So, yesterday (Sunday), we had discovered that there is a pizzeria that is open until 10 and that delivers (even on Sundays!), so, of course, that became our dinner plan. Quelle chance! However, when we went to call, they informed us they were no longer delivering. Fantastic. So we scraped together whatever food we had and made a go of it. We ended up eating powdered soup (luckily I had bought a tea kettle and mugs and Violeta had bought the soup), bread, leftover chips, and pain au chocolat. It. was. pathetic. But at least we didn't starve, and we were together, and we laughed basically the entire time. (It's situations like these where you'd cry if you were alone, but you laugh if you have someone!)

a World War II monument

I honestly don't know what to tell you.

Between these driving dogs and the cat who opens doors/

emerges from buildings on her own, we've come to the conclusion

that the animals are running this joint.

(Narbonne: Tout est possible!)

our friend Carrefour (the closest thing we have to a Target)

trees in parking lots: best idea ever

(please note roots)

Please note the SUV that is parked on the sidewalk/median,

despite the fact that there are three empty spaces shown in the picture

(not to mention about 50 others not seen in the photo).

Bébé Nolie, c'est toi?!

Garnier products are about 25 times more awesome

in France. I mean seriously, you should smell this stuff.

my own choices... I smell good, y'all.

Did I mention that I can see the cathedral out of both my bedroom

AND shower windows? This is what I see when I wash my hair.

For real.

the sad reality of my life as a French immigrant...

(paperwork, paperwork, paperwork)

What a difference a day makes! After our Carrefour trip, we now have

plates, utensils, and a little bit of real food to eat. Peu à peu, we're 

improving! Also excuse our houseshoes and PJs. :)

No photos for these, but here are a couple quick observations...

1) Saturday, I had lunch with some other assistants and a couple teachers. Together we were six girls: one French, three Spanish, one German, and one American. All speaking French. It's moments like that when I LOVE traveling. And Europe. And my life.

2) Saturday night, Violeta and I went downtown, and on four separate occasions we ran into someone we know. We've been here a week. I find this to be hilarious. But it was a lot of fun! Not only that, but we randomly met three new people (all French), had great discussions, shared a meal or a crêpe, and went on with our lives. I'm by no means a small town girl, but honestly I'm having fun with it for the moment.

There you have it! Three days in the life of moi. À bientôt!